Lesson #2: Year Of The Gentleman

Okay so my last lesson wasn't anything special, half of it was anger and a bit of frustration so with this lesson I decided to teach you guys how to be the perfect gentleman and still get ahead.

So I've noticed over the last year or so that guys have simply dropped the ball and they've also lost theirs! The truth is there aren't enough guys like me, yes the conceited bastard is back but frankly I don't care! I see guys playing girls or at least they think they are; guys being cheesy, lame f*cks who still rely on primary school pick-up lines to impress girls; guys disrespecting girls blatantly by lying, cheating, using…I've had enough! So its time to teach you "men" how to man the f*ck up & treat a girl right!

So to start off with…

1) Stop being a douche!
Enough with the "ooh baby you know…" & "girl you look…". If you wanna compliment a girl just do it, don't be a bitch about it! Stop putting up pics with your "fly" shades on, holding a "bottle" in your hand…it's quite pathetic and lame. Stop typing out messages like your phone or pc doesn't have all the letters of the alphabet, you sound like a 2 year old. And stop dressing like you belong in a rap video, its not attractive at all!

2) Respect & Cherish
All a girl wants is your respect & to make her feel special. If you give her the time and understand her then she will give you all her attention. Don't ever mistake her kindness for being easy tho, you will get your ass handed to you! If you're a good looking guy and you don't treat her well, don't think she won't leave your ass for one that isn't that will!

3) The smaller things matter
Go out of your way to be a f*cking gentleman! Hug her like a man, not like she's some hoe you just met; get the door for her; send her a message during the day when she least expects it; do cheesy things (I know I said don't be cheesy but there's a difference between being a cheesy douche and a cheesy gentleman). Stop acting like you don't know her around other girls, show them that she's yours!

4) Dress like your age, Not your shoe size!
It's good to have your own style and have multiple styles but if you're meeting a girl don't dress like you're going to a hip-hop convention. Dress like a man! Wear coats & cardigans and dress shoes; those shirts you own aren't just for work and weddings and the club; your name brand printed t-shirts aren't as cool as you think they are; and lastly stop matching your sneakers with the colour you're wearing.

Okay so I think I've made my point and to sum it all up…
- Dress properly
- Speak proper english
- Respect her
- Give her your attention
- Stop being a f*cking douche!

So until the next lesson…

Oreo's & Hoes